DEAR ASSHOLE WHO MADE FUN OF MY FRIEND DAWN FOR BEING FAT WHILE SHE WAS EXERCISING AT THE POOL THIS
I'm so very sorry that seeing Dawn wearing a bikini today caused you so much harm. It was dreadful of her to choose to leave her apartment and exercise in the pool you share there at the complex. Clearly, she should be working to get healthier somewhere that nobody has to see her. Maybe a supply closet, or better yet, a coffin. (I'm going to pause here, give you a minute to come up with a sarcastic comment about her needing two coffins, or a coffin so big she needs a semi ins